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After bringing Happy Holi 2013 Messages and Facebook status for Holi for you people, we thought why not to share some Holi jokes with you people.

So in today’s post, we bring you few Holi jokes. Share these jokes with your friends and enjoy this Holi.

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Here you go :

Holi jokes | Holi jokes in Hindi | Holi jokes in English

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY HOLI@
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
SAMJHE

 

Wish u all a very HAPPY DIWALI,
Enjoy diwali with colors and crackers,
Please dont drink BHAANG
Maine bhi nahi pee hai ;)
Aap bhi mat peena
…Take care
& once again
wish u all MERRY CHRISTMAS
& HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha”

sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho?”

Sardar bola : maine padha hai “sunday is a holiday”..

 

Laal nila pila hara
Sare rang lagaunga
Aap aaogey mujhe bhigone to
Mein chupke se bhag jaunga
Holi Mubarak Ho! Jokes on Holi

 

Holi aati yaad dilati

Vo bachpen vali Holi
Vo gubbaro ki Holi

Vo sakhiyo wali Holi
Vo gujiyo wali Holi

Vo thumko wali holi
Vo bhang wali holi

Holi aati yaad dilati

Bhabhi, saali se rang dalwaati
Tun mun ka vo mail hatati
Aakar sab ko nahelaati
bair mitati gale lagati

Holi aati yaad dilate

Rango se tann mann sahlati
Bheege bheege geet sunati
Pichkaari se rang barsaati

Holi aati yaad dilati…

 

HAPPY
HOLI
BCOZ KABIR JI NE KAHA THA
KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR
AAJ KARE SO AB
NETWORK FAIL HO JAYEGA
PHIR WISH KAREGA KAB.

 

So fellas, wish you all a very happy holi 2013. Share your wishes wit us via the comments section.

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